Brianna peeped through the doorway of
her father's study. "Daddy?"
she whispered shyly.
"What is it,
Pumpkin?" replied her father with a smile.
She swallowed nervously and took a deep
breath. Then she quickly
"Daddy you wouldn't spank me for
something you knew I didn't
not, Princess!" chuckled her
father. "Daddy would never give you
spanking for something he knew you hadn't
prompted, anxiously, "Daddy... do you... promise???"
well then," chuckled her father
indulgently, "Daddy hereby promises never
to spank his little angel for
something she didn't do.
Cross his heart and hope to die!
There. Does that make you feel
the relieved little girl, handing her
father a note from her teacher,
"Because I didn't do any of my
homework last week!"
knocked on the door of her best friend
Hannah's house. "Can
Hannah come out and play?" she asked
hopefully after Hannah's mother came
to the door.
sorry, Tomiko," Hannah's mother replied
replied firmly, "Hannah is cleaning
her room now, and she is not permitted to
set foot outside until it is
replied Tomiko, crestfallen. Then,
hoping for a silver lining in her
little friend's cloud, she inquired,
"Did'ja promise to give Hannah something
good if she did a really, really
Hannah's mother, "But I promised to give
her a "good"
if she didn't!
after her brief conversation with Tomiko,
Hannah's mother decided it was
time to go upstairs and check on her child's
when she walked in the door, she surprised
Hannah playing with her toys,
her room still a complete mess.
scolded her mother, as she snatched
Hannah's hairbrush from the dresser.
"You have been in this room for over an
hour and you haven't even begun
to straighten it up!" Sitting down
on the edge of the love seat where
she customarily punished her young
daughter, she added, "Come over here,
Hannah climbed onto the love seat next to
her mother, her eyes never straying
long from the hairbrush obtrusively
gripped in her mother's right hand.
what did you promise Mommy?"
clean my... room?" responded Hannah
is correct, dear. And what did Mommy
swallowed hard as she looked from her
mother's stern countenance to the
hairbrush and back again. "You...
promised to... spank me with my hairbrush
if I didn't clean my room."
Hannah brightened. "But I didn't
keep my promise to you,
so you don't have to keep your
promise to me!"
arrived home from Miss Brown's class and
handed Daddy her report
look at these grades Miss Brown
gave you!" fumed her father.
"They are a disgrace! I've never
seen a teacher give you such a bad
Traci!" His brow knit sternly as
he glanced first at his little daughter,
then down at the report card, then back
moments passed. "I simply cannot
let this stand," he said with
at last, fixing his child with a steely
gaze. "These grades are
unacceptable. Traci, I never
want to see marks like this on a report
card of yours ever again. And I
intend to make certain that I
That means I'm afraid I must take severe
think you're right Daddy," piped Tracy,
by his daughter's lack of concern, he
unfastened his belt and pulled
it free from its loops, he added, "And I
think you understand what that
means, young lady! Well?"
means a really, really hard,
panties-down spanking with your belt,
Daddy," the little girl replied with a
puzzled than ever, Traci's father
doubled over the supple strip of
smooth, well-oiled leather and tapped it
portentously against his open
palm he added, grimly, "In view of these
grades Miss Brown gave you, I
think somebody is going to need
to pull her jeans and panties down
and get herself across my lap for the
tanning of her life. What do
right, Daddy!" chirped Traci
happily, as she handed
her father a slip of paper. "Here's Miss Brown's
What does a discount store have in common
with a girl about to receive
a bare bottom spanking?
have panties half off.
-by Harry Graham
chancing to chastise
Said, "I hope
hurts me more than
ceased to roar;
really true," said she,
stand a good deal more;
on, and don't mind me."
is a hat like a bare bottom spanking?
Answer: When it is
over at her grandmother's house for Sunday
dinner, little Brianna
didn't like the creamed spinach and refused
to finish her plate despite
repeated prompting from her increasingly
her father glanced at the clock on the
wall and declared, "Young lady,
I am not going to ask you again. You
have one minute, starting now.
If you haven't eaten every bit of your
spinach by then, do you know what
Daddy is going to do?" Sullenly,
Brianna shrugged her
Her father continued, "Daddy is going to
come over to your side of the
table, lift you off of that chair and turn
you over his knee, that's what.
And then Daddy is going to tuck up
your Sunday dress, pull your little
panties down and spank
you on your bare little bottom right here
in the dining room front of Grandma!"
squirmed with unease as her father
invoked, all too vividly, what was in
store for her if she didn't eat that
horrid spinach. She hated to be
spanked by Daddy, especially bare!
And especially with someone else looking!
with an anxious glance at her father, who
sat watching the clock, Brianna
slowly picked up her fork and placed a
mouthful of the slimey, cold, green
mess into her mouth.
as the taste and smell filled her senses,
Brianna discovered that however
much she hated spankings from Daddy, she
hated the taste of spinach even
more! Spitting it back out
onto her plate and setting down her fork,
she seized her glass and gulped down the
last of her milk to wash away
the flavor. Setting her glass down
she crossed her arms and with a defiant
pout, glowered across the table at her
father, making no move to obey,
stubbornly waiting for her minute to be
to diffuse the looming parent/child
collision, and distraught at the prospect
of witnessing Brianna's punishment, her
grandmother hopefully urged her
to finish her food, adding, "Grandma would
feel just awful if she
had to see her precious little Brianna get
Grandma," replied Brianna stoically, "You'll just
haf'ta shut your eyes!"
(based on a
Brianna tried hard to explain,
“Although I think
spanking’s a pain,
sure I would
spanked by my
ever eat spinach
Sue acted up in her class,
her teacher, “Enough of your sass!"
got six of the best,
front of the rest.
Sue found a pain in the ass).
naughty young moppet named Julie
in a manner unruly.
father said, “Child,
are driving me wild.”
he paddled her hard (but not cruelly).
insolent girl named Gertrude
“I won’t be spanked in the nude!”
Mum took off her skirt,
her knickers and shirt.
rued being rude and boo-hooed.
Sally was playing the fool,
broke every rule in the school.
her bottom was whapped
a ruler, which snapped.
she managed to break one more rule!
daughter named Mabel
Was caned (bare) over
Dad, with biblical
Laid on weal after
And so proved with a
cane he was able!
Young Jack ‘just happened to mention’
That his sister had gotten detention.
Jill was spanked by their mother
In front of her brother
Then again by her father—and then some!
A bad little girl
Pushed her brother
right out of a tree.
Her mother then
And walloped and
She deserved it --
don't you agree?
Jack said, “I think that my dad’ll
Give Jill a good dose of the paddle.
She likes to ride horse,
But she won’t now, of course,
As she can’t sit down in the saddle!
A teacher set very hard sums
To Julie + 26 chums,
2/3's failed his test
And got 6 of the best,
= 18 very sore bums.
At the mall, very naughty was Esther
Her Mom she continued to pester
So right there in the square
Mommy spanked her bum bare
As every shopper assessed her.
is the difference between soldiers of a
Roman legion and children raised
the old-fashioned way?
soldiers have ranked spears.
children have spanked
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