September, Cassandra started first grade,
delighted to go to big kids'
school and wear her brand spanking new
school uniform. One
afternoon, she sat at the kitchen table
happily doing her homework when
Heidi came in to begin the dinner
plus one," murmured Cassandra to herself
in a sing-songy voice, "the
son-of-a-bitch is four!" Smiling
with satisfaction, she wrote the
answer on her page, unaware of her
mother's shocked stare.
plus two," she chirped softly, then
wrote down the answer saying,
"the son-of-a-bitch is five!"
in deep concentration, scarcely noticed
as her furious mother
pulled out the chair next to her and
seated herself. "Three plus
three, the son-of-a-bitch is-"
yanked the astonished Cassandra across
her lap, and, with a swift
efficiency born of long practice, turned
up the little pleated
skirt of her child's plaid school
uniform and yanked her panties halfway
to her knees in a single tug.
Without a moment's pause, Heidi began to
slap the pale, well nourished
little cheeks of Cassandra's bottom -
hard and fast. No daughter
of hers was going to say curse
words, especially right in front
of her mother! With grim
determination, Heidi knit her brow and
to raise the sting level in her child's
backside just has high as her palm
could raise it, finally stopping only
when Cassandra was wailing as hard
as her little lungs could wail, and both
her buttocks had burned to a radiant
pulled Cassandra's panties back on, and
once she judged her daughter
ready, shifted her off her lap into a
standing position. As the sobbing
Cassandra faced her mother, rubbing the
tears from her eyes with the sleeve
of her blouse and rubbing the plaid seat
of her school uniform with her
other hand, her first intelligible words
managed to stammer their way through
distinctly heard you say
'son-of-a-bitch' young lady! I
will not allow that sort of
vulgar language in this house!
And I don't want to ever hear
you say it again! Is that
stammered Cassandra in bewilderment,
"Miss Hatch always
says it like that at school!"
I never!" fumed Heidi, picking up the
phone and dialing the
first grade teacher's number.
While listening to the distant
rings through the receiver, Heidi turned
a stern eye on Cassandra, warning,
"If you have told me a fib young lady,
so help me I will put you right
back over my knee and give you another
spanking harder than that one!"
Miss Hatch answered, Heidi immediately
demanded to know if she had
told the children to say 'two plus
three, the son-of-a-bitch is five.'
Miss Hatch had finished laughing she
replied, "I told them, 'two
plus three, the sum of which is five!"
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