The Handprints
Spanking Humor
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#3
What
were the last words uttered by the girls in the hundreds of
spanking
images on the HandPrints site, immediately before...
"Daddeeeee!
I said I was sorry that you had to leave in the
middle of your dumb old board meeting to come pick me up at
the principal's
office. And I said I was sorry you hafta hire a
sitter for
three days because I got suspended! So just shut up,
already! Haven't
I already been punished enough?
"It's
alright, Lisa. My father won't notice this bag of
M&Ms
that I took from the store and didn't pay for. He-e-e
never
notices a-a-anything!"
"You
CAN'T spank me! You aren't ALLOWED ta' spank me!
You're
not my real Mommy! You're just a stupid, mean
lady who married
my Daddy yesterday! You're not the boss of
me!
No! Wait! LET GO OF MY WRIST! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!"
"But
Mama -- you let me get my ears
pierced!
So, I got a nose ring now! Big deal! Sheesh,
you're so
old-fashioned! Next thing you know, you'll start using
Grandma's
hairbrush on me, like you say she used to do when you were my
age.
Gawd! Get over yourself!"
"Oh yeah? Well you're wrong! You can't 'pull down my panties n' spank me if I don't stop sassing you' - because I'm not wearin' any! So there! Pfffft!"
Revision and colorization
by Lone
Radish
"SHHHH! Lisa! Kristin! Jessi! You all GOTTA stop gigglin' an' stuff! My Mom is r'lly mad at us! Remember how she said if she hears one more peep out of our pajama party she's gonna come in here with th' hairbrush and- <gulp!> um... HI Mommy! W-we were just-"
Thanks Toma!
"Oh!
You mean... those cigarettes... the, uh, ones in my purse!
Well,
um, I just have those cigarettes because of a
school project,
Mom. I don't smoke them! <cough, cough>."
"Well...
don't look at me! Why do I always
get
blamed for everything just 'cuz I'm the only kid in
this house?
How should
I know how the paddle and both hairbrushes and the
cane
and all of Daddy's belts got put out with the trash at the
same time???"
"You're
mean! I should have known you'd count how
many
cookies were in the jar! You never trust me!
You know
what you should give me right now, Mommy? You
should give
me an apology!!!"
"Aw, come
off it, Mom! Don't get all 'young lady' on me! I'm
too mature
for that now! You just can't treat me as if I
was a little
girl anymore! So deal with it!"
"<groan>
I know
you said never to hang upside down at the playground when I'm
wearin' a
dress... but that was two whole days ago!"
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