The Handprints
Spanking Humor
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#3
What
were the last words uttered by the girls in the hundreds of
spanking images on the HandPrints site, immediately
before...
"Daddeeeee!
I said I was sorry that you had to leave in the middle
of your dumb old board meeting to come pick me up at the
principal's office. And I said I was sorry you
hafta hire a sitter for three days because I got
suspended! So just shut up, already! Haven't I
already been punished enough?
"It's
alright, Lisa. My father won't notice this bag of
M&Ms that I took from the store and didn't pay for.
He-e-e never notices a-a-anything!"
"You
CAN'T spank me! You aren't ALLOWED ta' spank me!
You're not my real Mommy! You're just a stupid,
mean lady who married my Daddy yesterday! You're
not the boss of me! No! Wait! LET GO OF MY
WRIST! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!"
"But
Mama -- you let me get my ears
pierced! So, I got a nose ring now! Big
deal! Sheesh, you're so old-fashioned!
Next thing you know, you'll start using Grandma's hairbrush on
me, like you say she used to do when you were my age.
Gawd! Get over yourself!"
"Oh yeah? Well you're wrong! You can't 'pull down my panties n' spank me if I don't stop sassing you' - because I'm not wearin' any! So there! Pfffft!"
Revision and colorization
by Lone Radish
"SHHHH! Lisa! Kristin! Jessi! You all GOTTA stop gigglin' an' stuff! My Mom is r'lly mad at us! Remember how she said if she hears one more peep out of our pajama party she's gonna come in here with th' hairbrush and- <gulp!> um... HI Mommy! W-we were just-"
Thanks Toma!
"Oh! You mean... those cigarettes... the,
uh, ones in my purse! Well, um, I just have those
cigarettes because of a school project, Mom. I don't
smoke them! <cough, cough>."
"Well...
don't look at me! Why do I always
get blamed for everything just 'cuz I'm the only kid
in this house? How should I know how the paddle
and both hairbrushes and the cane and all of Daddy's belts got
put out with the trash at the same time???"
"You're
mean! I should have known you'd count how
many cookies were in the jar! You never trust me!
You know what you should give me right now,
Mommy? You should give me an apology!!!"
"Aw, come off it, Mom! Don't get all 'young lady' on
me! I'm too mature for that now! You just
can't treat me as if I was a little girl
anymore! So deal with it!"
"<groan>
I know you said never to hang upside down at the
playground when I'm wearin' a dress... but that was two
whole days ago!"
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