were the last words uttered by the girls in the hundreds of
images on the HandPrints site, immediately before...
I said I was sorry that you had to leave in the
middle of your dumb old board meeting to come pick me up at
office. And I said I was sorry you hafta hire a
three days because I got suspended! So just shut up,
I already been punished enough?
alright, Lisa. My father won't notice this bag of
that I took from the store and didn't pay for. He-e-e
CAN'T spank me! You aren't ALLOWED ta' spank me!
not my real Mommy! You're just a stupid, mean
lady who married
my Daddy yesterday! You're not the boss of
No! Wait! LET GO OF MY WRIST! NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!"
Mama -- you let me get my ears
So, I got a nose ring now! Big deal! Sheesh,
old-fashioned! Next thing you know, you'll start using
hairbrush on me, like you say she used to do when you were my
Gawd! Get over yourself!"
"Oh yeah? Well you're wrong! You can't 'pull down my panties n' spank me if I don't stop sassing you' - because I'm not wearin' any! So there! Pfffft!"
Revision and colorization by Lone Radish
"SHHHH! Lisa! Kristin! Jessi! You all GOTTA stop gigglin' an' stuff! My Mom is r'lly mad at us! Remember how she said if she hears one more peep out of our pajama party she's gonna come in here with th' hairbrush and- <gulp!> um... HI Mommy! W-we were just-"
You mean... those cigarettes... the, uh, ones in my purse!
um, I just have those cigarettes because of a
Mom. I don't smoke them! <cough, cough>."
don't look at me! Why do I always
blamed for everything just 'cuz I'm the only kid in
I know how the paddle and both hairbrushes and the
and all of Daddy's belts got put out with the trash at the
mean! I should have known you'd count how
cookies were in the jar! You never trust me!
what you should give me right now, Mommy? You
me an apology!!!"
off it, Mom! Don't get all 'young lady' on me! I'm
for that now! You just can't treat me as if I
was a little
girl anymore! So deal with it!"
you said never to hang upside down at the playground when I'm
dress... but that was two whole days ago!"
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